Tuesday, July 31, 2007

'Break the chains' on Emancipation Day



Well, folks, I hope you all have a happy Emancipation Day tomorrow and that you have an opportunity to participate in the various activities around the island.

It's a time to reflect on how far we've come as a nation and how far we still have to go. I fear we still have a lot of emancipating to do.

Here's an interesting site I came across.

Be safe, and see you on Thursday, si dieu veux.

Pic o' de Crop Finalists Adrian Clarke & De Announcer + East Coast scene


Adrian 'AC' Clarke is a former Pic o' de Crop Monarch and has graced the Finals on numerous occasions. With probably the sweetest voice in the competition, Clarke is never a performer to underestimate. Hailing from the Allstars Calypso Tent, he will be performing Columbus and Morals and Decency.


Although he only entered the calypso arena a relatively short time ago, Ronnie 'De Announcer' Clarke has become a fixture in the Finals. His singing skills are at times debatable, but he is nevertheless a dynamic performer known for biting lyrics. This year his offerings are Wrong Decision and De Bell. He will represent Allstars Calypso Tent.

Photos: www.justbajan.com


Cheese-on-bread
contributor dreadlocs brought back some lovely photos of last Sunday's Party Monarch scene on the East Coast, where Li'l Rick was crowned the Party Monarch for the fourth time. Thanks, dreadlocs!




Pic o' de Crop Finals feature: Sheldon Hope & Smokey Burke


Sheldon Hope may be a newcomer to the Pic o' de Crop Finals stage, but he is no stranger to competition. A former winner of the Caribbean Song Contest, Hope's vocal skills have been sharpened on gospel music. He was judged independently, and on Friday will be performing Man's Love Song and The Call.



Smokey Burke is no stranger to the Finals, having placed seventh in the competition last year. Although his folksinging style of presentation is not always the most exciting, his lyrics always leave food for thought. Representing the Hit Parade Calypso Tent, this year he will be performing All Politicians Is Friends and Catastrophe.

Photos: www.justbajan.com

How much is too much?


Before I begin, let me say that I have the greatest admiration for Madd Entertainment. They have parlayed what most persons see as 'mock sport' into a business, and every year I look forward to their Crop Over music. While some calypso tents are languishing, Madd's Bacchanal Time Tent is bursting at the seams.

Over the years, Madd has introduced us to several characters who are symbolic of the wider society. There is PC Broomes, the big-bellied policeman who is always mocked by the criminals; the forced-ripe school girl Glamour Girl Sue; the witty homosexual Archibul Cox; the cheap Indian merchant Ali Singh, the list goes on.

This year, Madd introduced John Mahahmeed, who is the illegitimate son of Ali Singh . The character has a Guyanese accent, and his song Curry Wine is infectious. However, I was dismayed to see the character performing in what amounts to blackface and what looks like a clown suit.

Since when did blackface become funny? The sad irony is that the young man playing the role of John Mahahmeed is already black. Through Madd's songs we've poked fun at Indians, the police and homosexuals (and those groups I'm sure have been offended), but isn't the blackening of the character's face a new low? Isn't it a perpetuation of the same negative stereotypes which have offended us as Black people? How much is too much?

Be careful what you laugh at...one day you may be laughing at yourself and not realise.

Photo: www.boycevoice.com/blog/

Monday, July 30, 2007

Tony Blair's 'home' again


I knew it was only a matter of time before former British Prime Minister Tony Blair would be back in Bim. According to Caribbean360.com, Tony Blair is currently enjoying his fifth holiday in Barbados at Sir Cliff Richards' Sugar Hill villa in St. James.

Welcome back, Tony. Relax yuhself, drink some Banks, eat some pudding and souse and enjoy Crop Over. And you see how they tried to ruin your reputation, calling you President Bush's "poodle" and now Gordon Brown publicly endorsing Bush too? Don't mind them, Tony boy. Gordon probably up there smelling hell and you down here in paradise. Who got the last laugh?

Photo: www.caribbean360.com

Li'l Rick reigns on the East Coast + Pic o' de Crop feature

Well, we're on the 'last lap' before Kadooment Day on August 6, so I'll be bringing a lot more Crop Over content this week. Every day I'll feature two of the finalists of the Pic O' de Crop Calypso Competition, which takes place this Friday, as well as other related news and features. Let's get started.

Congratulations to new Party Monarch Li'l Rick, who defeated 19 other soca artistes to capture the title for a fourth time yesterday.

In second place was Mr. Dale with Soca Junkie, and Khiomal placed third with Bashment Bacchanal. In fourth place was Blood with She Push He, while Tarah was in fifth place with I Ain't Looking.

Li'l Rick had entered the competition with his song Can't Wait in heavy rotation on the radio stations, and since he's known for being a 'big night' performer, I knew he would pull out all the stops to take home the trophy. I suspect he'll take the Road March and Peoples' Monarch titles as well.

My boy Mr. Dale shouldn't feel too badly though, 'cause only two and a half points separated him from Li'l Rick. Poor Barry Chandler. To move from being the reigning Party Monarch to not even placing. Cuhdear....

Feature: Pic o' de Crop Finalists

One of the two women in the Finals, newcomer Margaret "Enobong" Holder has been a member of the Experience Calypso Tent since 2006. The psalmist (singing prophet) has been in the music industry of the past five years, and is currently working on a CD project.
The songs she will be performing on Friday night are Gotta Get Back and Time for a Change.


Newcomer Rommel Hall joined the Experience Tent in 2004. He is also a co-founder of the performing arts company Jesus Army Productions. His songs for the Finals are Animal Farm and Apocolypso.


Photo of Li'l Rick: www.nationnews.com
Photos and info on finalists: www.experiencetent.com

Housekeeping matters

Hi folks, hope everyone had a good weekend. Just a note to let to you know that I've included in the sidebar the links to all the short stories I've posted so far.

Also, I've added a poll feature. This week's question is: "Should the Party Monarch competition have been halted?" Of course, that's in light of yesterday's tragic accident in St. Joseph. Vote on it.

Condolences


Condolences are extended to the families of those who perished in yesterday's horrific crash in Joe's River, St. Joseph.
May God be with them at this time.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Weekend Wrap


Obama and Clinton take off their kid gloves
Racism's still alive and kicking in Louisiana
Keith Mitchell's having a very bad week
Ban Ki-Moon's passing through next week
The USA has nothing to say to Cuba
Baby T&T forming in the Caribbean sea
Aquafina comes clean
Rihanna's umbrellas hit the market


Speaking of Rihanna, you know you've become a star when other artistes try to copy your style. Raunchy rapper Trina is the latest entertainer attempting to replicate Rihanna's asymmetrical cut.

I think that round goes to Rihanna....

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What's really going on with the National Cultural Foundation? First, the Foreday Morning Jam was changed from parading through Bridgetown to moving off from Spring Garden, then was switched back to Bridgetown, but beginning from a different point.

Then, the Pic o de Crop Finals and Cohobblopot were to be held at the National Stadium, then they were relocated to Kensington Oval, now they're headed back to the Stadium.

Is someone at the NCF speaking out of turn? Are the journalists running with scoops, without confirming facts? Whatever's the reason for this see-saw, it reflects badly on the organisers of the festival.

And is it a coincidence that both issues have at their center concerns over the possible damage revellers might inflict on Bridgetown stores or the Oval? I know some folks around here are pretty lawless, but still!

Anyhoo, the show must go on. Have a good weekend, enjoy the Crop Over activities and be safe out there. Until Monday, si dieu veux.

Photos: www.caribbean360.com; ybf.blogspot.com

When media collide



Last Friday, I checked out the Caribbean Broadcasting Corporation's attempt to bring its 98.1 The One radio personalities to television. It's an interesting idea, but its execution could have been a lot tighter. Here're a few of the things I observed:

1) The moderator of the interview segment, who's usually articulate on radio, seemed uncomfortable. And the poor guy was forced to read from his script, which looks unprofessional on tv. Somebody get this guy a teleprompter!

2) After her performance, guest artiste Keanne (who rocks her Rihanna-esque bob rather well) went over to the couch. I assumed she would be interviewed about her music for the Crop Over season, but instead the interviewer switched to lawyer Wilfred Abrahams to discuss today's technology and the youth. The subject was topical, given the prevalence of nude photos of young girls being disseminated via the web and cellphones.

The information given by Abrahams was factual and legal in nature, though pitched at the right level for the mostly teen studio audience. However, I couldn't focus on the lawyer as I should because I was thinking, why are they making Keanne sit through all this?

The interviewer then brought Keanne in on the discussion. I was puzzled, because I wasn't sure if that was the plan or they were catching the poor girl off guard! I'm still not sure, but if she was surprised to be interviewed on the topic she covered it well.

3) Questions were then tossed to the audience. I might have missed something, because apart from one young lady it seemed as thought he 98.1 staff were asking all the questions! What's the point of having a studio audience?

As I said before, the show isn't a bad idea, but it needs some work to make it flow more smoothly. Remember Hurricane and crew, radio is about sound and television is about pictures. Don't just tell me, show me. One of the male deejays started to list the top songs and was simply calling names, but later he brought in photos and video. Good move.

On a related note, some of the interviewers on these 'hip' programs on CBC TV8 (okay, mostly Roaming) need to brush up on their skills. It doesn't matter if you're on the road on Carnival Monday with sweaty revellers or doing a sit down with the CEO of the NCF - asking inane, close-ended questions just isn't cutting it. Why do tv producers think they can stick a microphone in anybody's hand and turn them into a tv presenter?

Again, go get trained. That's why there're institutions like the Barbados Community College and CARIMAC in Jamaica. Help is available, peoples.

Two Days in July - Pt 3



Sir Richard Collingwood was a worried man. As he thumbed through the day’s paper in the back seat of his Bentley, a frown creased his usually jovial, ruddy face.

Small in stature and nondescript in looks, the Englishman possessed a keen intellect and quick wit that belied his appearance. As the Special Advisor to the Governor, he was one of the most influential men on the island.

Dolphus had first met Sir Richard 25 years previously in Panama, where the Englishman was one of the directors of the construction company contracted to build the Canal. From the beginning, Dolphus was amazed at how humanely the man treated all the workers, whether White, Black or Hispanic. When he failed to convince the other directors that black workers should be paid the same wage as white labourers, Sir Richard supplemented the wages of the Blacks out of his own pocket.

After he decided to quit his job on the plantation and move to Bridgetown to seek better wages, Dolphus had the good fortune of running into the Englishman. Sir Richard had returned to London after the completion of the Canal and had entered politics. Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin was so impressed with his contribution to the party that he posted Sir Richard to “that little gem of an island Barbados” to enjoy his pre-retirement years. Never one to rest on his laurels, the Knight warmed to the task and was known for writing lengthy reports to the Governor recommending several social problems which needed correction.

“You very quiet today, Mas’ Richard. Someting wrong?”

Sir Richard glanced up from the paper and smiled. “How many times do I have to tell you, Dolphus. Call me anything but Mas’ Richard. I employ you, I’m not the master of you.”

Dolphus chuckled. “I know dat full well. Years ago we din’t have nuh choice but tuh call de boss Massa. Now I choose tuh call you dat.”

Sir Richard laughed. “Fair enough, you made your point, my man.”

He became serious and leaned closer to the driver. “Have you been following what’s happening with Payne and his people?”

Dolphus snorted. “My son is one o’ dem people. He tink I is a traitor ‘cause I doan’ agree wid Payne. But I know how tings does work in Buhbados.”

“And how’s that?” Sir Richard folded the paper and placed it in his briefcase.

Dolphus slowed the Bentley to give way to an old man on a donkey-cart coming out of a side street along the Garrison Savannah. The man raised his whip in thanks and the donkey ambled across the road.

“From de time we get ‘mancipate, Black an’ White in dis country had tuh try and get ‘long, ‘cause de country small and we did all close up unda one anudda. But dey doan’ like we an’ we doan’ like dem. Sorry, chief.” Dolphus halted, hoping he hadn’t offended the Englishman. Sir Richard waved him on.

“Once we keep in we place an’ let dem do wuh dem want, everyting good. But as soon as we start talkin’ ‘bout uprisin’, dem gine get scared an’ somebody gine dead. Simple so.”

“So don’t you think the workers have a right to fight for better wages and living conditions? I’ve toured Bridgetown and I’ll tell you, what I’ve seen made my hair stand on end. I just recently convinced the Governor to grant me some funds to do something about it.”

“Doan’ get me wrong, Mas’ Richard. I want de good tings in life just like anybody else! I jus’ sayin’, dis ain’ de way. We can’ win. Look at de size o’ Engalan’ compare tuh we. De best ting tuh do is leh Mudder Engalan’ do wuh she want. De same way we get freedom, de same way we gine eventually be free tuh run we own country.”

Sir Richard sighed. “Well, all I know is that we’re in for some trying times. I don’t even think with Payne out of the picture the tidal wave is going to turn back. I’m afraid we’re going to make a martyr out of him.”

“Sorry, chief? I doan’ understan’.”

“Never mind, Dolphus, never mind. What I will say is this; warn your son to keep out of Bridgetown this evening. I hear there are meetings planned for Golden Square and the Lower Green.”

“Oh? I din’t even know. Dat boy probably gine be de firs’ in line.”

“I’m deadly serious Dolphus. Keep him at home. Promise me you will.”

“Alright, Mas’ Richard. I gine see wuh I coul’ do. We here now.”

Dophus pulled into the driveway of the redbrick building in Hastings, which served as the headquarters of the colonial government. Dolphus went around to Sir Richard’s door and held it open.

The government official collected his belongings and exited the Bentley. He turned and laid a hand on Dolphus’ shoulder.

“Remember what I said, Dolphus, keep your son away from those meetings until everything dies down.”

The chauffeur nodded his assent and watched as the gray-haired man heading inside the building. He then climbed into the Bentley and pointed it in the direction of Bridgetown.

Half an hour later, Dolphus perched uncomfortably on a bench under the evergreen tree in Trafalgar Square as he received a haircut from one of the outdoor barbers operating from the popular site. He shifted slightly to ease his aching posterior and the barber grumbled his disapproval.

Dolphus watched as about 200 yards away, the Chamberlain Bridge started to swing open to allow a well-laden boat into the Careenage. He reflected on another, much larger waterway in another part of the world, where he and thousands of other men had braved the hazardous environment of the Culebra Cut to construct the Canal.

He was so deep in thought that he did not realise the barber had completed his task and was holding up a piece of mirror for him to view his hair. Satisfied, he paid the barber one shilling and got up from the bench.

“So, yuh hear wuh happen?” the barber asked as he placed the money in his pocket and leaned over to brush off a few stray follicles from Dolphus' shirt collar.

Dolphus shook his head and the man continued. “I hear how dey plan tuh sen’ back Payne tuh Trinidad. Dat ain’ gine guh down too well ‘bout hey!”

Dolphus remembered the warning from Sir Richard and frowned. “You tink Babajans gine care dat much wuh happen to Payne?” he queried.

“Ef! You ain’ know dat he is one o’ de few people dat payin’ black people in dis country any min’ right now? De Governuh ain’ care nuttin’ ‘bout we, de Queen ain’ care, an’ fuh sure dese white people ‘bout hey doan’ care if we live or dead!”

“So wuh we suppose tuh do? Bun down Bridgetown to get dem attention? Wuh dat gine prove? Is we dat got tuh buil’ it back, yuh know!” Dolphus retorted.

By then the other barbers and customers under the tree had turned their attention to Dolphus and the barber.

“Man, doan’ min’ he! He does wuk fuh de white man, so he tink he is one o’ dem!” shouted a man whose jaws were lathered with shaving cream.

A chorus of murmurs arose, and a few of the men cut their eyes at Dolphus. Sensing a growing hostility among the men, Dolphus donned his hat and coat and headed quickly to the Bentley.

I like I betta doan’ let dis boy come down hey tonite fuh trute! Dolphus mused as he headed back to Hastings to pick up Sir Richard for an 11 o’clock appointment.

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That's it for now folks. I have the rest of it outlined and hope to finish it soon.

In keeping with the theme, here's some info on what's happening for Emancipation Day, Wednesday, August 1, 2007. The theme for this year's activities is Breaking the Chains.

3:00 p.m. Emancipation Celebration Parade/Walk
Begins at Heroes Square - Chamberlain Bridge - Bay Street - Esplanade
Included in the procession will be the Barbados Landship, Rosehill Tuk Band, Ife Moko Jumbies and the Iron Band. Bring a flower!

4:00 p.m. Bay Street Esplanade
Activities include remarks by government officials, reading of Emancipation Day message by Nyahuma Obika of the Caribbean Historical Society, laying of flowers for our ancestors, and performances by the Lion Soul Band and the Israel Lovell Dancers. Performer Damien 'Bobo' Bowen will also launch his song for Emancipation Day.

7:30 p.m. Frank Collymore Hall
Roots Experience Emancipation Show

Enjoy, reflect, remember.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Two Days in July - Pt. 2



Mavis picked her way gingerly across the pasture in Grassfield and slipped through the wooden gate leading into the Belleville community. She waved at some of the other domestics who were making their way to work at the homes in the exclusive neighbourhood.

She turned into 6th Avenue and walked up the driveway of the Victorian-styled home on the right side of the street. Taking a deep breath and making the sign of the cross, she entered the back door of the Deanes’ house. Lord, help muh tuh hold muh tongue so I doan’ lose dis work today, she thought.

“Mornin’, Celeste, Darnley!” Mavis greeted the cook and gardener who were seated at the kitchen table.

“Mornin’, Mavis. Look like we in fuh some trouble ‘round hey,” Celeste frowned as she looked up from the Advocate.

“Wuh happen now? First de railway like it closin’ down again, den de cost of livin’ went up an’ de country ain’ gettin’ nuh money from de canes atall. It must be Lent or someting!”

“Not Lent, just life in Buhbados right now,” Darnley grumbled. “Dis Payne fella walkin’ ‘bout stirrin’ up a bariffle o’ trouble. Uh mean, I know black people meetin’ things hard, hard, but I feel dem rich people gine get vex one day an’ do way wid he. You ain’ remember how dey do Clenell Wickham? And den, quick so, a disturbance or someting gine brek out. It doan’ tek much fuh dat tuh happen. People blue vex a’ready.”

Mavis took the paper and scanned the article pointed out by Celeste. Her reading skills were rudimentary, but she still managed to decipher Clement Payne’s call for workers to unionise and fight for better wages. She frowned at the photograph of the handsome young man that accompanied the article.

“I uses tuh sew fuh he mother, yuh know. He arrive from Bank Hall,” Mavis mused as she returned the paper and grabbed her apron from behind the kitchen door.

“Fuh trut’? I was wonderin’…,” Celeste broke off as Sue Alleyne, Mrs. Deane’s personal maid, entered the room. She glowered at the trio.

“Excuse me, you all don’t get paid to sit around reading the paper. Ms. Brathwaite, Mistress would like her breakfast prepared now, please. One boiled egg, three strips of bacon and two slices of toast. No butter. ”

Celeste sucked her teeth loudly, pushed her chair away from the table and headed for the stove, muttering about “breadfruit swappers”. Darnley grabbed his hat and beat a hasty retreat towards the garden. Mavis calmly tied her apron and stared at the young woman.

“Is there a problem, Mrs. Carrington?” Sue pursed her lips and placed one hand on her hip.

“Not atall Ms. Alleyne. I happy in Jesus name.” Mavis smiled sweetly, eyeing Sue from head to toe. Force-ripe lil upstart. I ole enough tuh be yuh mother, she thought.

Today the maid had her pressed hair piled on top of her head in a bun. Her white, long-sleeved cotton blouse with a ruffled collar was tucked into a full-length black skirt. Her attire was completed with black stockings and black low-heeled shoes. Sue would have been attractive, if not for the permanent frown plastered across her midnight-black face.

“Well, you can start on the mistress’ bedroom first while she’s coming down to the breakfast room. Don’t dawdle here all day.” She scowled at Mavis and Celeste before leaving the kitchen.

Celeste burst into laughter as soon as Sue was out of earshot.

“Wuhloss! Dat’s de blackest white woman I ever see. Who she tink she is, Ms. Bowring?” The cook held her stomach and laughed.

Mavis couldn’t help laughing as well. “You gine get chase way one of dese days, yuh know!”

Celeste snorted. “Who, de Deanes chase me way? Doan’ doubt God! Nuhbody else but me ain’ gine cook fuh dese poor great poppits. Besides,” a wicked gleam appeared in her eyes, “yuh want me tuh tell everybody wuh Sue an’ Mr. Deane does be doin’ in de garden shed pon a night?”

“Looka muh crosses! Celeste, yuh too jipsy! I gine and do de people wuk before yuh get me lock up, bosie!” Mavis cackled and left the kitchen.

After collecting her cleaning instruments, Mavis climbed the wide mahogany staircase to the first floor of the house. She knocked gently on the second door at the top of the stairs. Hearing no response, she entered. She was startled to see Mrs. Deane standing on the small balcony overlooking the garden. The lady of the house turned and frowned at Mavis.

“Beg pardon, ma’am. I thought you was already in de breakfast room. I gine come back.”

Margaret Deane waved the maid into the room. “Come in, Mavis. I was just getting a little morning air before going downstairs. How are you today?”

Mavis was taken aback. In the six years she worked with the family, she couldn’t recall her employer expressing the remotest interest in her welfare. Rumoured to be the great-granddaughter of one of the first free slaves from Rock Hall in St. Thomas, Margaret Deane was a tall, willowy, brown-skinned woman who affected the airs and graces of a gentrified Englishwoman.

A former secretary to a prominent Bridgetown barrister, she caught the eye of Howard Deane, a manager of a warehouse on the Pier Head. Although Howard’s complexion was a little darker than she would have liked, his pockets were a lot deeper than she could have hoped for. Within three months, the couple was married and firmly ensconced in Belleville.

“I fine, ma’am. H-how you?” Mavis replied, nervously touching the starched cap covering her slightly graying hair.

Rather than respond, Mrs. Deane turned back to the view over the balcony. After a few seconds she replied, “What do you see over there, Mavis?”

Mavis approached the doorway and peered hesitantly around her employer. All she could see was Darnley toiling in the morning sun, trimming the hedge running along the back of the property. From that height, she could see into the rear of a large, stately property backing on to the Deane’s lot.

“Ma’am, I not too sure wuh yuh mean. Uh, de garden an’ de house in de nex’ gap?”

Mrs. Deane slapped the rail of the balcony. “Exactly. Fifth Avenue, Mavis. It’s just right there, but could as well be a mile away.”

Realisation dawned on Mavis and she stiffened. Dis in’grunt s**te, she thought, she doan’ know how good she got it, an’ still pinin’ tuh be one o’ de big maguffies in de top avenues!

“They think they’re better than us, you know. Just because they’re the employers and we’re the working class. I’ll have them know my children go to Codrington Grammar School just like theirs!”

Mavis snorted inwardly. Work? Dis woman ain’ work a day since she marry Mr. Deane.

“That’s why I agree with what Clement Payne and Grantley Adams are saying. It’s time the workers in this country get the respect they deserve! No more working for a pittance and under poor conditions! I was telling Howard just this morning….”

Mavis tuned her employer out, nodding and smiling at intervals to appear interested. Who she tink she foolin’? She want de rich people get pull down so she could climb pon top dem, da’is all! the older woman thought.

“So ma’am, I could get a few more shillings when de week come, den?” Mavis asked when she detected a lull in the woman’s monologue.

Mrs. Deane frowned and her hand flew to the high collar of her silk dressing gown. “I would have to ask Mr. Deane about that. Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know. Anyway, it’s time I got down to breakfast. Don’t forget to clean the lampshades this time. They’ll be no shortcuts as long as I’m the lady of this house!”

With that she whirled and sashayed out of the room, leaving Mavis to suck her teeth and shake her head.

Uh wonder if Sue wou’d mek a betta lady o’ de house? she contemplated for a second, before moving to strip the sheets off the four-poster bed.

Part 3 tomorrow!

Thanks, Barbados Free Press!

Contributor dreadlocs drew to my attention a few minutes ago that popular Barbadian blog Barbados Free Press has a great post about Cheese-on-Bread . She sent me a link to BFP and I was practically speechless.

To Barbados Free Press and Shona, I'm glad you enjoy the blog and thanks much. It's good to know I'm not ranting to myself in cyberspace.:)

Two Days in July

Seventy years ago on this date, the Barbadian working class took to the streets to protest the arrest and deportation of political activist Clement Payne. The events of July 26 and 27, 1937, changed the social landscape of Barbados forever, culminating in the improvement of the socio-economic lot of Barbadians and the formation of the labour movement. Today, the Right Excellent Clement Payne is a National Hero of Barbados.

To mark this significant milestone in Barbados' history, I'll post excerpts from a novella I wrote for NIFCA two years ago. Entitled Two Days in July, the story chronicles the events of the 1937 Riots through the eyes of the Carringtons, a Black Barbadian family. The events of those historic 48 hours leave a profound impression on the family.

Hope you enjoy and that it provides an opportunity for reflection. To non-Barbadian readers, you'll be getting a crash course in Bajan dialect. Hope you can manage okay.

Two Days in July

Photo: 'Free Man's House' by Rod Carter

July 26, 1937-- Morning

“Dolphus, Dolphus, I ready. Come!” Mavis Carrington shouted through the kitchen window to her husband.

No response, only the occasional grunt of the sow pig from its pen in the yard and the wind whistling through the mango tree beside the tiny chattel house.

“Dolphus Carrington, yuh doan’ want nuh tea dis mornin’? Yuh gine lose de lil pick if yuh doan’ hurry up!”

The hinges of the latrine’s door creaked loudly and Dolphus emerged, tucking his white, starch-collared shirt back into his pants and buttoning his fly.

Mavis sucked her teeth. “I was callin’ yuh evuh since. I t’ought yuh did fall in.”

Dolphus lathered his hands with a piece of blue soap and poured water over them from a bucket in the yard.

“Ah, girl, tekkin’ time ain’ laziness. Anyhow, Mas’ Richard gine work late today. I got tuh guh fuh he ‘round 9 o’clock.”

He sat in the doorway of the kitchen and started on the meal of fish cakes, bakes and cocoa tea. Brown Boy, a bony stray mongrel that had taken up residence under the Carringtons’ cellar, crawled from among the rocks packed under the house and planted himself at Dolphus’ feet. Mavis tossed the dog a piece of fish cake and placed the remainder of the delicacies in a covered bowl in the larder.

“Caw’blema! We like we got one more mout’ tuh feed,” Dolphus grumbled, cutting his eye at the dog. Brown Boy panted and eyed Dolphus’ plate eagerly. The man broke off a small piece of his bake and threw it to the animal.

Dolphus paused as he was about to pop another fish cake into his mouth. “Which part dem children is? I t’ought Winston was tuh go an’ see a man ‘bout a job in town at nine o’clock? He ain’ expect me tuh carry he in Mas’ Richard Bentley, nuh?”

Mavis rolled her eyes and blew into her enamel cup to cool the tea.

“So wait, a Carrington can’ get drive in a Bentley? We only good enough tuh chauffeur white people now?”

Dolphus sucked his teeth. “You sound just like dat hard ears son o’ yours. Next minute you gine start preachin’ ‘bout dis Clement Payne fella too. An’ where Yvette?”

“She still lyin’ down. She ain’ feeling too good. I beg Sandra tuh go in at Fogarty’s and tell de supervisor she not coming today.”

“Hmmph. She sick very often dese days. I hope she ain’ gone an’ get sheself in nuh trouble, ‘cause she would got tuh look for somewhere else tuh live!”

Mavis averted her eyes and took his empty plate. “Hush, man. Is only monthly problems, nuttin’ else.”

Just then, their 19-year-old son Winston shuffled into the kitchen.

“Mornin’,” he grunted, heading to the larder for his breakfast. He them sat on a small wooden bench in the yard and didn’t utter another word until half of his cup’s warm, chocolate contents, five fish cakes and two bakes were consumed.

“Dat’s some good bittle, Ma. Nuhbody can’ cook like you.” He burped noisily and Mavis playfully swatted him with a dishtowel.

“Hmmph. Dat’s why yuh won’ lef’ home, ain’ it? You doan’ know when I was you age I was married and lookin’ tuh head tuh Panama? You should be tinkin’ ‘bout settling down, boy, not runnin’ ‘bout all over town mindin’ poppits.”

Winston put his empty plate aside and turned to face his father. “I can’ understan’ why you doan’ see wuh I tryin’ to tell you, Papa. You work hard all ‘bout Bennetts Plantation and still struggle. Yuh had tuh end up gine tuh work on the canal so yuh cou’d get a lil piece o’ de rock. Youself know how hard um is fuh poor people in dis country, yet you doan’ understand wuh men like Payne and Garvey sayin’. And it ain’ only we, yuh know. Elma Francois in Trinidad an’ Bustamante in Jamaica speakin’ out ‘bout de hell de workin’ class gine through too.”

Dolphus shook his head fervently. ‘Dat’s de problem right dey! All dese people doin’ is talk. Buhbados need people tuh work hard an’ buil’ it up, not tuh bottle dew on nuh street corner talkin’.”

Winston sighed resignedly and rose from the bench. “Well, I guess you did workin’ ‘round certain people too long tuh understan’. De White man doan’ give yuh a crumb. Yuh got tuh snatch it out he mout’. Payne did talkin’ ‘bout agitatin’ widdout violence and dem still arrest he. Peace like it ain’ gine work in dis case. Looka, I gine down by de standpipe and catch some wata tuh bade.”

He pushed open a gate in the galvanise paling surrounding the yard, with Brown Boy trailing behind.

Dolphus shook his head. “Dat boy too own-way. Dem high falutin’ people gine be he downfall, mark muh words.” He got up, grabbed his black double-breasted jacket and trilby off a hook on the partition and pecked his wife on the cheek.

“I ain’ dey. Tell Yvette tuh feel better. I gine an’ collect dis man. As fuh Winston, tell he if he doan’ get through today, go an’ ask Clement Payne fuh a job.”

Mavis rolled her eyes and chuckled despite herself. She watched through the jalousies in the front house as her husband climbed into the gleaming white Bentley parked next to the chattel house. Like clockwork, a group of small boys who were playing in the dusty road gathered around the vehicle and ran behind it as it pulled off.

She waited until the taillights disappeared on to Bush Hall Yard Gap before going into the front bedroom. Yvette lay curled into a ball, her face turned towards the partition.

“Come chile, eat a lil someting an’ see if it woul’ stay down.” She gently touched her daughter’s shoulder and helped her to sit up.

Yvette rubbed the back of her hand across her red, tearful eyes and nibbled on a piece of fried bake.

“I glad yuh mek ginger tea, ‘cause I can’ even tek de smell o’ de chocolate,” she murmured, sipping some of the hot beverage.

“Well, you wou’d expect dat at dis stage. In a few months, you ain’ gine feel suh sick.”

“Dat’s if I keep it. I hear wuh Papa say. I can’ raise nuh child pon de streets.”

Mavis shushed her daughter. “Leave Papa tuh me. Nuhbody ain’ gine pon nuh street. Hard or soft, dis chile is a Carrington, an’ family is family.”

For the first time a small smile broke across Yvette’s dark face. “I bet nuh Carringtons gine ever be suh fair skinned, nuh?”

She became serious and slumped backwards on the bed. “I shoulda neva believe a boy like Thomas could like a girl like me. In Buhbados? Dis is 1937 but we still ain’ move too far off de plantation.”

Mavis embraced her daughter and comforted her as she sobbed. Father, help we through dis time, ‘cause only you know best, she thought.

Fifteen minutes later, she reluctantly left a dozing Yvette and departed for work.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Mid-week mix: links + Rihanna's Vixen shoot

Mid-week links


Farewell, Mr. Manning
The Barbados Fre Press ain't finding no shelter in Government's "oasis"
Ansa McAl's all about "performance"
Roll still going strong
Portia still running tings
All still not back to normal in Montserrat


And what's a mid-week mix without Rihanna, right? She recently did a photoshoot for an upcoming edition of Vixen magazine. As I said before, if her music game deserts her, she can always go into modelling...





Photos: ybf.blogspot.com

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ain't globalisation grand


Chinese construction workers on the site of Grenada's National Stadium
www.globalvoicesonline.org


It seems that you can't open a paper or turn on the news without some individual or agency complaining about unfair competition, level playing fields or globalisation. It's an unfortunate reality that a lot of companies in the region are only now waking up to.

Take the situation with Chinese labour. You would swear that Chinese labourers have turned up in Barbados overnight by the amount of complaints from local contractors and labourers. Our Asian brothers have been working here for probably over 10 years. They worked on the Wildey Gymnasium, the Ministry of Education, the London Bourne Towers, the Cheapside Market, I believe the Old Town Hall...the list goes on.

I may be wrong, but I think the reason for all the complaints these days is the fact that the Chinese are now moving into private enterprise, and the local big guns in construction aren't too happy about it. The Chinese are working on the Four Seasons Hotel, they built British American Insurance on Coleridge Street and I know they're working on a few private residences.

Don't get me wrong: I'm not in favour of any unfair practices that will place local or regional labourers at a disadvantage. I'm just saying that our guys need to check themselves and find out how they can turn this tide back in their favour.

Then there's the BS&T saga, the LIAT/Caribbean Star merger and now the local Egg and Poultry Producers vs. the producers of processed (powdered) eggs. These examples all have one theme: competition. In some cases, consumers will benefit, in others, not so much. Although I'm sure locals will love to remain loyal to the local merchants, contractors etc., at the end of the day their loyalty will fall to the person/company that leaves the smallest dent in their pockets. Can you blame them?

Monday, July 23, 2007

Rihanna still a chart topper in the UK


Hi, peoples. Sorry for my absence last week but I had to attend a workshop on Thursday and Friday. I had hoped to blog on the weekend but no such luck.

Anyhoo, since I was away I see our Ms. Rihanna has shattered records in the UK with the longest running #1 single for the past decade. Umbrella is currently celebrating its 10th week at the top spot. Having equalled Gnarls Barkley's Crazy, Rihanna seems on course to catch up with some other historic #1 runs.

Jay-Z's midas touch rules again. Good going, Rihanna.

Photo: Rihanna arrives at a Welcome to LA Party for David and Victoria Beckham last weekend. Courtesy of www.dlisted.com

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Rihanna's Paper photo shoot

My my, Ms. Fenty. Rihanna tries out a variety of looks for the August edition of Paper magazine, from 80's punk to femme fatale. I'll let the pictures do the talking...





Photos: http://ybf.blogspot.com

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Sad passings


I was saddened to learn today of the passing of former Deputy Chief of the Barbados Government Information Service, John Manning and Caricom Secretariat official Yvonne Holder.

Mr. Manning was quite a jovial person, who seemed more comfortable working behind the scenes than in the spotlight. After his retirement more than five years ago, he took up writing and penned two novels.

I had the pleasure of meeting Ms. Holder at a conference in Jamaica two years ago and her warm, helpful nature endeared her to many conference participants. Condolences to both their families and may they rest in peace.
Click here to read the press statement from the Caricom Secretariat on Ms. Holder's passing.

Photo of Yvonne Holder: www.caricom.org

Antigua gets first female GG


Antigua and Barbuda's first female Governor General was sworn in today. Louisse Lake-Tack was appointed by Queen Elizabeth following the retirement of Sir James Beethoven Carlisle. He served as Governor General for 13 years and was the first Antiguan to hold the post.

According to www.caribbean360.com, "Louise Agnetha Lake-Tack was born on July 26, 1944 at Long Lane Estate in the Parish of St Phillip's in Antigua.

She was educated at the Freetown Government School before attending the Antigua Girls High School in St John's.

After graduation she migrated to the United Kingdom to study nursing at the Charring Cross Hospital. Following her studies, she was employed at the National Heart Hospital and the Harley Street Clinic.

Later she studied law and served as a magistrate from 1995 at both Marylebone and Horseferry Magistrate Courts. She also sat at Pocock Street Crown Court and Middlesex Crown Court to hear appeals from the lower courts.

Lake-Tack is a member of the Antigua and Barbuda National Association (London) for the last 24 years. She sat on the church committee of that group which was instrumental in arranging the annual Antigua and Barbuda Independence Church Service in London."

Welcome to a very small and unique club, Ms Lake-Tack. I think there were only two other female Governors-General in the region: the late Dame Nita Barrow of Barbados and Dame Pearlette Louisy of St. Lucia.

Photo of Louisse Lake-Tack and story adapted from www.caribbean360.com

Monday, July 16, 2007

Rihanna at ThisDay Music Festival


Rihanna, John Legend, Shakira, UB40 and Kelly Rowland (who collapsed during her performance) were among the music stars who performed yesterday at the ThisDay Music Festival in Lagos, Nigeria.


I'm not sure if black and white was the dress code but both Rihanna and John Legend rocked the colours in their performances with varying levels of success...

I see deranged pixie chic is back in....

Photos: http://ybf.blogspot.com

Owen Arthur's pre-emptive strike


I guess silly season's officially on now. At a branch meeting in St. George yesterday, PM Owen Arthur appealed to voters not to reject his Barbados Labour Party "just for the sake of change".

Predicting that the Opposition Democratic Labour Party would be pushing the "time to change" ticket in their upcoming election campaign, Arthur stated that "this is not the time to gamble with the future of this country". He warned voters not to put "a bunch of adventurers, a bunch of wild boys" in control of the government.

Well. You've got to hand it to the PM. He ambushed the DLP just like George Dubya Bush-whacked Saddam. Just because you can't see the weapons of mass destruction doesn't mean they aren't there, right PM?

The coming months should be very interesting....

Photo of PM Arthur: http://barbadosfreepress.files.wordpress.com

Friday, July 13, 2007

Friday fun: Fave TV Couples

Hi peoples. I thought I'd end the week on a romantic note to follow on from the short story which ended yesterday. Not to mention most of the recent countdowns have focused on action heroes and heroines. No more violence! It's all about love today.

Whether we like to admit it or not, there's a romantic in all of us and a hint of romance between characters on tv shows can spark the interest of viewers. Some characters start out bickering, only to end up in each others' arms seasons later; others begin with a mutual attraction and have us hanging on wondering when they'll hook up. And the chemistry, oh boy the chemistry!

Anyhoo, enough from me. Here's a countdown of my fave television couples.


http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com
10) Derek and Meredith - Grey's Anatomy
What started out as a one-night stand between strangers (the worse way to begin a relationship, by the way) moved into an awkward boss-employee relationship, then into a full-fledged romance. Throw in the wife Derek forgot to mention and you'll see why Grey's Anatomy is so popular as a drama.


www.cuatro.com
9) House and Cuddy. House MD
Althought it's a tad premature to call these two a couple, if there's anything (or anyone) that House loves more than his Vicodin painkillers, it's Dr. Lisa Cuddy. The comedic bickering between the grumpy, sarcastic Dr. Gregory House and his frustrated hospital director is one of the high points of the show.


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8) Mike and Susan. Desperate Housewives
Mike Delfino is one brave guy. Falling for the klutzy Susan Meyer could have been dangerous for his health, but he hung in there and they got their happy ending. Lord knows what these two will get up to next season...


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7) Sawyer and Kate. Lost
Plane crash survivors Sawyer and Kate have a lot in common. They both have assumed names, had tough childhoods and dabbled in crime. And they hate each others' guts...or so they claim. There's obvious chemistry there, it's bound to explode at some point.


www.plexoft.com
6) Sam and Diane. Cheers
The philandering Sam Malone and preppy socialite Diane Chambers were as different as they come, but opposites attracted in a big way with these two. Although Diane left the show and was replaced by Rebecca Howe in Sam's heart, the witty banter between the original Cheers couple is vintage television comedy.


www.davidandmaddie.com
5) David and Maddie. Moonlighting
Private eyes David Addison and Maddie Hayes were skillful at catching the bad guys, but not so much at realising when Cupid had shot them with his arrow. These two fought their growing attraction for a long time, maybe for a good reason because the show was never the same after they hooked up.


www.tvguide.com
4) Cliff and Claire. The Cosby Show
The head of the most wholesome family on television, Cliff and Claire Huxtable were not only models of parenthood, but also served as role models of what a loving couple should be. Sniff sniff, I miss them.


3) Michael and Sydney. Alias
Fans of Alias watched the show for several reasons: to see what super-spy Sydney Bristow was going to wear next (especially on her head); how many bad guys she would karate chop and to watch the sparks fly between her and her CIA contact Michael Vaughan. It was only a matter of time before the chemistry between these two spilled off the screen into real life. Unfortunately, that real-life drama eventually ruined the show. Ah well, it was good while it lasted.


www.kiefersutherland.net
2) Jack and Audrey. 24
Even an action hero like Jack Bauer needs a little romance, and he has that in spades with his leading lady Audrey Raines. Jack is a good man doing a bad job, but at least he knows that Audrey has his back. However, everyone close to Jack ends up kidnapped, tortured or killed, so the future doesn't look too bright for Ms. Raines...


www.five.tv
1) Michael and Sara. Prison Break
These two can teach Chemistry 101 at any university. In fact, the couple has been branded Misa and has probably generated more fanfiction and youtube videos than any other tv couple. Michael Scofield and Dr. Sara Tancredi share the ultimate 'forbidden fruit' of a relationship; she's a prison doctor and he's an inmate. A very good-looking, educated, engineering genius of an inmate. How can she resist?

The romance to watch

www.fangasm.com
Henry and Betty. Ugly Betty
Although they're not the typical 'pretty' couple, the semi-dorky accountant Henry Grubstick and the kind-hearted but fashion-challenged Betty Suarez share such a sweet attraction that you can't help watching. Hopefully these two kind souls will have their hearts' desire.

Have a good weekend!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Seven Wonders of the Caribbean

After posting the new seven Wonders of the World yesterday, I got to thinking about the Caribbean and what resources - natural and otherwise - we have that can be described as 'wonders'. Besides, since we were dissed and weren't included in the list I have to give the Caribbean some props, right?

So, here's my list of Caribbean Wonders. Feel free to send me a post about any others you can think of!


www.barbados.gov.bb
1) Harrison's Cave - Barbados
It's believed that Harrison’s Cave is the only cave in the world where running water is found along with colour crystal-like formations. The cave has large chambers, stalagmites, stalactites, lakes, streams and waterfalls. A favourite of locals and visitors alike.



www.islandvulnerability.org; http://homes.hallertau.net
2) The Pitons and Sulphur Springs - St. Lucia
Located near Soufriere, these primeval twin peaks, topping 2,000 feet, are St. Lucia's most famous landmark. Now dormant, the Sulphur Springs are the world's only drive-in volcano. A tour of its bubbly, steamy sulphur springs offers a direct and fascinating lesson in the violent geology of the Caribbean Rim. The Pitons are awe-inspiring, whether from a distance or up close. I didn't make it into the springs because of a near mishap on the road up. (a long story)


www.doomsday.guide.org
3) Bermuda Triangle.
Scary things have happened in that area over the years. No one knows what really happened to those planes that disappeared but it makes you wonder, right?
Click here to read about the mysterious Bermuda Triangle.


http://anguillatalk.com
4) Salt Ponds - Anguilla
In total, there are seventeen ponds on Anguilla (all salt water -- there is almost no naturally occuring fresh water on Anguilla). Anguilla's salt ponds are so salty that persons used to mine salt from them years ago. While driving by certain ponds, you'll even see balls of salt like cotton candy bouncing across the road.

Along the shores and on the sandbars, you will find many different kinds of birds: different species of ducks, egrets, flycatchers, herons, plovers, sandpipers, and more.


http://nautarch.tamu.edu
5) Port Royal - Jamaica
Port Royal was the centre of shipping commerce in Jamaica in the 17th century. During that time, it gained a reputation as both the "richest and wickedest city in the world". It was notorious for its gaudy displays of wealth and loose morals, and was a popular place for pirates and privateers to bring and spend their treasure. During the 17th century, the British actively encouraged and even paid buccaneers based at Port Royal to attack Spanish and French shipping.

An earthquake on June 7, 1692, largely destroyed Port Royal, causing two thirds of the city to sink into the Caribbean Sea. Today it is covered by 25 feet of water. I visited the remains of Port Royal a few years ago, but since the water was murky I didn't bother to go out in the boat to view the submerged part of the city. There're still a lot of interesting buildings above ground, though.


http://travels.davidmlawrence.com
6) Grand Etang Lake - Grenada
It isn't everywhere you can find lakes formed in the craters of volcanoes, but in Grenada you'll find three: Levera Pond and Lake Antoine in the north, and the Grand Etang in the center of the island. The 15 acre Grand Etang Lake forms part of the Grand Etang National Park and is surrounded by lush rainforest. My husband and I saw the Lake while on a visit to Grenada four years ago. It's worth the drive, even though most of the trees have seen been destroyed by Hurricane Ivan.


www.gsmp.org
7) Kaieteur Falls - Guyana
The 400 feet wide Potaro River plunges over the Pakaraima Plateau resulting in the world's largest single drop water falls, Kaieteur. Measuring 741 feet, Kaieteur is twice as high as Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe and about five times taller than Niagara Falls.

No Love Policy Part 3


If it was true that discretion was the better part of valour, then Daniel and I deserved medals for the levels of discretion we displayed at work. Three months had elapsed since we had first made love, and to the best of our knowledge no one at Symmonds and Chandler knew we were an item.

Shanice was surprisingly supportive. I had expected her to be upset because Daniel was my boss, but when she saw my blissful countenance she admitted that I hadn’t looked so happy in years.

And I was happy! Not only was the physical aspect of our relationship wonderful, but Daniel and I were also able to converse about anything under the sun. I even told him about my “no love” policy, and he laughingly told me he planned to put an end to that. I normally scoffed at the notion of finding one’s “soul mate” but I began to believe I had found mine in Daniel.

I wasn’t the only one caught up in the whirlwind of a new affair. Shanice and Daniel’s cousin Kevin had clicked at the barbecue and had become inseparable. I was thrilled for my friend, even though we were seeing less of each other.

Just when I was beginning to believe I could love again, the proverbial shoe dropped. I was on my way one morning to deliver a report to Daniel when I noticed a strikingly beautiful, smartly dressed woman speaking to his secretary Beverley.
As I passed and signaled to her that I was entering Daniel’s office, Beverley held up a finger. There was a strange look on her face.

“Ah, Ms. Harding, could you please let Mr. Forde know that his wife is here to see him?” she requested, indicating the woman who was making herself comfortable on a nearby sofa.

My heart stopped beating. “Excuse me?” I whispered, thinking I must have misunderstood her.

“His wife, sweetie,” the stranger interjected before Beverley could reply. She crossed her legs and stared at me haughtily.

I gripped the report tightly and nodded. I knocked briskly on Daniel’s door and entered. He looked up and smiled when he saw me, but the smile quickly froze when I flung the report at him.

“You lying, deceitful bastard!” I shrieked.

Alarmed, Daniel ignored the spill caused by the report knocking over his coffee mug and rushed over to me. I pulled away as he attempted to hold me and slapped him in the face.

“Your wife is outside to see you, Mr. Forde. Don’t keep her waiting,” I spat out.

He uttered an expletive and released me. “Sam, wait a minute…”

I held up a hand. “Don’t. Don’t even bother. I’ve heard this song before. In fact, I know the lyrics by heart. It’s just as well you were just a great lay and nothing more. Have a good life.”

I whirled and left the room before he could see the tears streaming down my face. Beverley was standing outside the door with her mouth open. It was obvious she had heard everything. Mrs. Forde appraised me coolly, a smirk on her face.
Wordlessly, I walked past them as dignified as possible. I entered the nearest ladies room, where I locked myself into a cubicle and cried my heart out.

******

I wasted no time. After composing myself, I returned to my office and typed a letter of resignation. I addressed the envelope to Daniel and placed it in the out tray on my desk. I grabbed my handbag and informed a colleague that I was unwell and wouldn’t be returning that day.

By the time I got into my car I heard Daniel calling my name as he ran across the parking lot in my direction. I ignored him and started the ignition.

“Sam, will you please listen to me?” he pleaded as I reversed from my spot. He came around to my window and leaned in. I threw the car into drive and glared at him.

“Answer one question, Daniel. Are you married to that woman?”

His jaw hardened. “Technically, yes, but our divorce will be final early next month. I don’t love her, Sam, I love you.”

I choked back a sob. “You love me? And didn’t have the decency to mention you were married? What kind of woman do you take me for? I would never have slept with you if I had known you were still legally tied to someone else!”

Daniel slapped the doorframe in frustration. “That’s exactly why I didn’t tell you! I didn’t mean to deceive you, baby. I didn’t expect to meet you and develop all these feelings; it kind of took me by surprise. I didn’t want to miss out on the chance to be with you. I planned to tell you.”

“When, next month when everything was settled?” I snorted. “To hell with you, Daniel. You’re a disappointment just like every other man I’ve known.”

I screeched out of the parking lot and left him holding his head in hands.

Shanice found me curled up on the sofa in my work clothes when she came home. She wasn’t alone; Kevin accompanied her. I sat up and rubbed my face and Shanice embraced me.

“Daniel called Kevin, who called me. I know you’re hurt, love, but I think you need to hear the full story.” She smoothed my hair and nodded to Kevin.

Daniel’s cousin began hesitantly. “I normally don’t reveal my family’s business, but I haven’t seen Daniel so happy in a long time, and I have you to thank for that.”

I began to speak, but Shanice shushed me and motioned to Kevin to go on. “Look, Daniel didn’t have an easy marriage. That b--, sorry woman that he married was a self-centred tramp who horned him constantly. She even went as far as to abort their baby because she didn’t want the responsibility of raising a child. Daniel stuck with it for six years but that was the last straw. He filed for divorce and moved back to Barbados to get away from her. Now she wants him back but he’s moved on, to you.”

I was stunned by Kevin’s revelation. My heart went out to Daniel but I was still angry at him for hiding the truth.

Shanice squeezed my hand. “I’m sorry you had to find out like this, but if you give up on that man you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Think about it.”

They left the room, and I resumed my fetal position and lost myself in my thoughts.

******


The next few days at Symmonds and Chandler were a nightmare. Word had gotten around the office about the row in Daniel’s office and the rumour mill was in a frenzy. I held my head high and ignored the whispers. Daniel kept his distance; he was either in a meeting or out of the office.

One week after the argument, I was summoned to the chairman’s office. He must have heard I resigned, I thought as I rode the elevator to the top floor.

“Samantha! How are you doing!” Mr. Fenty boomed, motioning for me to sit.

I was puzzled by his jovial mood. Good Lord, was he that glad to get rid of me?

“So, I see some changes are ahead for your department,” he began.

I bristled. “Well sir, I believe the time comes when one must look for other ways to maximize one’s potential,” I returned defensively.

“That’s true, but Daniel Forde’s departure will still be a great loss to the company.”

I widened my eyes in shock. “Pardon me sir, what did you say?”

“Mr. Forde has resigned with immediate effect and has recommended you as his replacement. So, are you up to the challenge?”

My head spun. My God, Daniel never turned in my resignation.

I nodded absentmindedly. The chairman congratulated me on my promotion and I took my leave. Fifteen minutes later I was on my way to Daniel’s house. His Santa Fe was parked in the driveway and I let myself in with a spare key he had given me in happier times. I found him in his bedroom packing and I stood in the doorway and took in his tired face.

“Planning on leaving without saying goodbye?”

He looked up, startled, before continuing to pack. “Do you really care? I thought I was just a great lay?”

I ignored his comment and drew closer. “Why did you resign and tell Fenty to promote me?” I demanded.

He straightened and looked me in the eye. “I destroyed your faith in me so the least I could do was give you something in return. And you deserve it.”

I looked at Daniel and knew in that instant that I loved him. “What if there’s something I want more than a job?” I whispered, touching his face.

He remained motionless as I placed my arms around his neck and held him close. I laid my head on his chest and inhaled his scent. He felt so good. His arms tentatively stroked my back and encircled my waist.

I raised my head and saw Daniel’s eyes were wet with tears. I tiptoed and pressed my lips against his. He kissed me hungrily and we sank on to the bed.

Much later, we snuggled in each others’ arms, momentarily sated.

“I’m sorry about what you went through in your marriage,” I said as I traced his lips with my finger, “and about your child.”

“I don’t want you back out of sympathy, Sam; I want you to come back because you love me.”

“I do love you. I haven’t felt this way in a long time, maybe never,” I reassured him.

He nuzzled my shoulder and smiled. “I know how monumental this is for you, Ms. “no love” policy. I couldn’t bear disappointing you after what you went through in the past. I want to be better than those other bastards you dated.”

I grinned and nibbled on his earlobe. “Take it from me, you are. So, are you still planning on running away?” I asked, indicating his suitcase.

“No, I think I have all I need right here,” he replied, before sealing his statement with a kiss filled with promise.


The End


Hope you enjoyed. To mark the anniversary of the Bridgetown Riots on July 26, I'll post up a few chapters of a novella I wrote for NIFCA 2005, entitled Two Days In July. It was awarded a bronze medal.

BS&T saga continues

I've held off bloging about the battle between Neal and Massy and Ansa McAl of Trinidad over the Barbadian conglomerate Barbados Shipping and Trading (BS&T) because frankly, I can't figure out what's going on there.

Since I last blogged about this whole drama, a local consortium threw its hat into the ring. Headed by Tony Hoyos and Colin Brewer, the consortium is offering $7.50 per BS&T share, 50 cents more than what Ansa McAl is offering.

On top of that, the meeting of shareholders to decide BS&T's fate never came off because one shareholder wanted more time to look at the offers on the table. (I smell a stall tactic) Now everyone's upset because the local consortium managed to get its hands on 1000 shares, claiming that trading should have been suspended.

Hmmm. As my granny would say, there seems to be more in the mortar than the pestle....

Click here to read the latest on the BS&T saga.

Oh No They Didn't!

So many fetes... so many wannabe baby divas. I have to begin by saying that I went to the Baje International band launch last week and though I have no pictures to show as evidence, I have to say there were some very stylish peeps around. Unfortunately however, some people do not seem to understand when to wear what. Now, don't get me wrong, you can wear and do whatever you want but some things just make no sense to me.

For instance, why wear stiletto heels, a beautiful mini dress and a clutch bag to a band fete? I mean, really! Not only do I wonder who you think you are fooling that your feet aren't killing you but how different will you look when you have to attend a formal function? Cha! I guess I'm just getting old and don't understand. Anyhoo, here are this week's picks.

This young lady clearly wanted to make a statement. To be fair to her, she is not alone in this emerging trend. I have realised that many young girls are buying bright bras and baring them for all the world to see. Now, I don't get it. It's just plain tacky! How can anyone take you seriously?

The shirt dress is very nice and maybe she has aspirations of modelling for Victoria's Secret, who knows! As I mentioned before, there is that fashionable clutch bag. Keeping up with the fashion today must be very expensive. I tell yah!

Now I'm going to very honest (as if I'm not always brutally so, right?) When i first saw the picture on the left I thought, wow! You go girl! I'm all for if you've got it, flaunt it! Yes, it's revealing but if you just plan to pose then pose off nuh! But




(above) I got the full picture. This is just too much, too soon... too little ! Too ...Too...

"Ladies", leave a little for the guys' imaginations, please. From the front she looks cute. From the back, dayum! A little more like a lady of a different kind, if you get my drift. The shoes and hair are slammin', though.


Hmnnnn... let me address mama in the red and black top first. I remember when we had a rule: short top - long bottom; short bottom; full top. It worked well! You never looked tacky and lewd. Maybe young and slightly wild (in a fun-loving way), but never lewd. Nuff said! Now to the lass in lace, come here... (Receives hard smack to head)
"What the hell were you thinking!" This is incredibly wrong on so many levels. Not only do you look damn stupid but that can't be smart health-wise. Think about it! She is sweating up a storm I am sure and wearing a lace bodysuit and a jean pants or skirt over it. For her sake, I hope it's a skirt! Blow wind, blow!

I had to throw in this review adapted from my favorite fashion critics on Eonline. They let B have it, boy! "At the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans, Beyoncé does her best Tina Turner drag act. We've accepted the metallic minis and, uh, all that natural hair, but something about this particular pose reminds us of that Beyoncé revue we saw...in West Hollywood. Avoid Liza Minnelli syndrome, B.—stop dressing like a caricature of yourself." I totally agree.

Here is our very own Rih Rih. The reviewers called this style choice boring and deemed it as not being "island-esque" enough. I say shut up! How do you think people from the islands are supposed to dress? Her low-cut, casual shorts set with gold accents and yellow and black pumps are very chic. I'm loving it!

Until next week, use your mirrors the way God intended them to be used.

Dreadlocs

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

New 'Seven World Wonders'

On Saturday, the votes of approximately 100 million persons from every country in the world were tallied to elect seven new World Wonders. The Great Pyramids of Giza, the only surviving structures from the original seven wonders of the ancient world, kept their status in addition to the new seven.

First up, the Great Pyramids of Giza, still hanging in there on the list. The three pyramids were built as tombs for pharaohs 4,500 years ago. Nearby is the Great Sphinx statue. So... shouldn't the list be called 8 World Wonders now?


Photo: Corbis

And the seven new world wonders are....
1) The Great Wall of China

Photo: Corbis
The 4,160-mile barricade running from east to west is the world's longest man-made structure. The construction of the wall took place over hundreds of years, beginning in the seventh century B.C. I hear they're even more spectacular in person.

2) Petra, Jordan

Photo: Getty Images
This ancient city in southwestern Jordan, built on a terrace around Wadi Musa, or Valley of Moses, was the capital of the Arab kingdom of the Nabateans. The city is famous for water tunnels and stone structures carved in the rock.

3) Statue of Christ Redeemer, Brazil

Photo: Glowimages/Getty Images
The outstretched arms of the 125-foot statue of the Christ the Redeemer overlooks Rio de Janeiro from atop 2,343-foot Mount Corcovado. I always thought it would be nice to look up and see Jesus literally watching over you.

4) Macchu Picchu, Peru

Built by the Incan Empire in the 15th century, Machu Picchu's walls, palaces, temples and dwellings are perched in the clouds at 8,000 feet above sea level in the Andes. I remember reading about this ancient site in history class and thinking, how on earth did the Incas lug building materials all the way up there? Unbelievable.

5) Pyramid of Chichen Itza, Mexico

Photo: Radius Images/JupiterImages
Another history favourite. This pyramid was part of a sacred site in an important Mayan center on Mexico's Yucatan peninsula. Built according to the solar calendar, shadows at the fall and spring equinoxes are said to look like a snake crawling down the steps, similar to the carved serpent at the top. Cool.

6) Colosseum, Italy

Photo: Creatas Images/Jupiterimages
The 50,000-seat amphitheater in Rome was inaugurated in A.D. 80 and served as the backdrop for thousands of gladiators who dueled to the death. I've seen the Colosseum in so many movies I feel like I've been there...

7) Taj Mahal, India

Photo: Corbis
The white marble-domed mausoleum in Agra combines Indian, Persian and Islamic styles and was built by a 17th century Mogul emperor for his favorite wife, who died in childbirth. How sad for him, how nice for the world.

Historical background courtesy of MSN

No Love Policy Part 2


“Sam, we need to talk.”

Noting the serious tone of Patrick’s voice, I rolled over and propped myself up on my elbows. He sat up on the edge of the bed, head bowed and the muscles of his cinnamon-coloured back tense.

Lord, I was just about to drop off to sleep, what could he possibly want! I thought, but instead I asked, “What’s wrong, Patrick?”

He rubbed his face agitatedly before turning to me. “Where’s this relationship really heading?”

I almost burst out laughing. Men never ceased to amaze me. “What do you mean, where it’s heading? Where do you want it to go?”

He threw his hands in the air and started pacing the room. “That’s exactly what I mean! I’m here trying to be serious and you’re being callous as usual. Tell me the truth. All you want from me is sex, isn’t it?”

I regarded Patrick silently for a few seconds, then climbed out of bed and strode naked to the chair where my clothes were piled. Before he could ask where I was going I was half-dressed.

“Home, that’s where. Because you seem to forget that when we met I told you I wasn’t interested in anything complicated. You obviously want more from me than I can give you so I’m outa here.”

“Wait, wait, don’t leave.”

He came over and wrapped his arms tightly around me. “It’s not my fault I want more from you. You’re a great lady, sexy as hell,” he fondled my behind, “and I’m a greedy guy. I want you all for myself.”

I pursed my lips and playfully punched him. “It’s not like I’m seeing somebody else, Patrick. I like my men one at a time.”

“So, nobody's trying to steal you away from me?” He started to lightly stroke my back, and I twitched with pleasure. He always knew exactly which buttons to push to get me going.

For a second Daniel Forde inexplicably flashed across my mind. Now, I wouldn’t mind him pushing my buttons, I admitted for a second, as Patrick lowered his lips to mine and led me back to bed.

******

“Is this seat taken?”

I looked up from the annual report I was editing and saw Daniel Forde standing next to my table in the employee cafeteria with a styrofoam container and Zephyrhills water bottle in hand. I moved my half-eaten chicken teriyaki wrap aside and made room for him to sit.

“Did anyone ever tell you it’s bad for your health to eat and work at the same time?” he joked, opening up the container and assailing me with the scent of Chinese food.

“It’d be worse for my health if I don’t get these edits done. If the printer doesn’t get this report this evening he’s not going to be too happy.”

Daniel nodded, taking a sip from his water bottle. I didn’t realise until then that the simple gesture of lips curving around a bottle could be so sexy. Damn my stupid hormones!

A month had elapsed since Daniel had joined the firm, and although I was still annoyed over not getting his job, I still had to admit he was a very good manager. He was fair, respectful and made his staff feel like important members of the team. He far outranked his predecessor, who was sexist, prejudiced and loved to play favourites.

Daniel toyed with a forkful of the chicken fried rice. “I’ve been meaning to ask you. I’m holding a barbecue at my place next Saturday and I wanted to invite you and some other folks from the office. That is,” he grinned, “once you’ve forgiven me and can actually stand being in my presence outside working hours.”

My traitorous heart skipped a beat. I sipped some juice before replying. “Can I get back to you on that? I’ll have to check with my roommate and see what’s happening first.”

“Oh,” he responded, and I wondered if I heard a hint of disappointment in his voice.

“Feel free to bring him, if you want. The more the merrier,” he added.

Before I could correct his mistake he continued. “And don’t forget your swimsuit, there’s a pool out back too.”

“I’ll let you know,” I returned. After a few more minutes of companionable silence, he gathered his belongings and excused himself, as he had to attend a 1:30 pm board meeting. Able to concentrate at last, I banished visions of Daniel in swim trunks from my mind and continued editing the report.

******

“What’s really going on here?” Shanice asked, eyeing me suspiciously. “You’re dressed to death and taking me rather than Patrick to this work party. Who’s gonna be there?”

“Stop being so suspicious, Ras’ Shan,” I teased. She hated when I called her that. “Patrick has to work and I always look good. I can’t help it.”

I pretended to fluff my hair, grinning widely. I had to admit I did look pretty hot. I was decked out in a shimmery turquoise top, white shorts and leather sandals. My hair was in a casual ponytail and I carried a beach bag containing a classy, red, one-piece suit and a matching wrap.

Shanice snorted, not buying it for a second. “Well, you’re the one who always says you don’t work and play in the same place. Remember that.”

“Yes, Mummy,” I retorted, poking her in the ribs. I pulled into the avenue leading to Daniel’s home in Atlantic Shores and looked out for the house he had described in his directions. I parked in front of the two-storey, coral stone building and whistled. With its palatial columns, Spanish-tiled roof and manicured lawn, the house stood out from the others in the avenue.

“Damn, somebody’s living large,” Shanice said, staring in awe and I nodded in agreement.

We strolled up the crazy-tiled driveway and pressed the doorbell. After a few minutes, the door was thrown open by a smiling Daniel. Damn! Does this man always look good? I thought, taking in his short cargo pants and sleeveless t-shirt. His body was as muscular as I thought it would be.

I introduced my best friend and he raised an eyebrow when he realised she was the roommate to whom I had referred. I shrugged and smiled at him innocently.

“Come on out back. I left Roy from IT manning the grill, so I hope we don’t have coals for lunch,” he chuckled.

“Nice house,” I complimented him as we walked through the spacious rooms.

“Thanks. I inherited it from my parents when they passed on. I had some renovations done when I moved back to Barbados,” he explained.

The patio at the rear of the house was crowded with about 30 persons, some of whom I recognised immediately. Robin was chatting with Angie and Jenny from HR, and a group of six guys from IT were hooting loudly over a video game. A few strangers were sipping drinks by the kidney-shaped pool, their legs dangling in the water.

Daniel steered us towards the pool. “C’mon, I’ll introduce you to my people.”
As we drew closer, I realised one of the persons in the group wasn’t as unfamiliar as I had thought. Shanice touched my arm and I nodded grimly.

“Hey guys, I’d like you to meet my work mate Samantha and her friend Shanice. Ladies, these are my cousins Cheryl and Kevin, and my buddies Vic, Ryan and Mark,” Daniel said.

We exchanged pleasantries with the group. Ryan remained silent and averted his eyes, and I sent a cold glance in his direction. Daniel gave me a quizzical look before excusing himself to look after the barbecue.

After mingling with our workmates, Shanice and I grabbed some sodas and strolled around the property. It was a gorgeous day and the ambience of the grounds was enchanting. A tree-lined path led to a gate in the fence surrounding the property, where a flight of steps descended to a strip of beach and the inviting waters of the Caribbean Sea.

“I could really get used to this,” Shanice sighed, holding her wrap skirt as it billowed in the breeze. Suddenly, a frown appeared on her face and I turned to see what had caused it. Ryan was heading in our direction.

Shanice sucked her teeth. “Barbados is too small sometimes. I hope he doesn’t come with any chat today, ‘cause I still owe him a foot up the butt.”

I couldn’t help laughing at the image of my tiny friend beating down a man almost three times her size.

Ryan approached us warily. “Sam, Shanice, how you all doing?”

“Fine, till you came over. Why don’t you go and try breathing underwater in the pool?” Shanice retorted.

He exhaled deeply and shuffled his feet. “Ah, Sam, can I talk to you in private?”

I was about to unleash six years of pent up bitterness on him but I remembered my colleagues were nearby and bit my tongue. This called for discretion.
I nodded at Shanice and she headed back to the pool area, but not before cutting her eye at Ryan.

“What do you want Ryan? Really, what could you possibly have to say to me?”

He stared at the ocean before replying. “I know I deserve your anger. I’ve done a lot of growing up since then and what I did to you was unforgiveable. I just wanted to apologise.”

I gazed coolly at the man who had broken our engagement suddenly and fled the island. I had loved him with my whole being and had thought that at 29 I would be happily married and the mother of his children. Instead, I was a career-focussed single woman who was afraid to love. A wave of sadness engulfed me, not because I mourned my shattered dreams but because I had allowed this man and others like him to destroy a special part of me.

“For what it’s worth Ryan, I forgive you. Forgiving myself is going to be harder.” I started down the steps to the beach, leaving Ryan with a puzzled look on his face.

I was halfway up the beach, lost in thought, when I heard someone shouting my name. I turned to see Daniel jogging up the beach behind me.

“You alright, Sam?” he asked with concern when he reached me. “I realised something went down between you and Ryan so I came to check on you.”

I gave him a faint smile. “Sorry to drag you away from your guests, Daniel. I’m okay, really.”

He stared at me intently, then surprised me by running a finger along my cheek. I closed my eyes instinctively, enjoying the warmth of his touch. When I reopened them, he was staring at me with a strange look on his face.

“I’m here for you, if you need someone to talk to,” he said quietly.
He was standing so close that I could feel the heat emanating from his body. I longed to reach out and touch the intriguing scar at the side of his mouth, or to rest my head against his broad chest. Instead, I stepped back and cleared my throat.

“Thank you Daniel, I appreciate it.”

He dropped his hand and stepped back as well. “Anytime. Lunch is ready. You coming?”
I nodded and we strolled in silence back down the beach to his house.

******

With a sigh of relief, I clicked on the SEND link and watched as my status report was electronically transported to Daniel. I stretched and looked at my watch, which indicated it was just past 6 p.m. I didn’t usually work so late on Fridays, but since I was traveling on the weekend to conduct a training workshop at our St. Lucia office, I was trying to tie up a few loose ends.

I smiled and shook my head when I thought of my manager. Since that day on the beach Daniel had been watching me closely, concern printed all over his face. I was fine, so fine in fact that I had a long talk with Patrick and decided to end our farce of a relationship. It wasn’t fair to string him along when I held no romantic feelings for him.

Daniel’s concern also fueled an attraction I was fighting hard to suppress. My earlier feelings of resentment toward him had long vanished, to be replaced by respect and admiration. Unlike most of the other arrogant, condescending males in upper management at Symmonds and Chandler, he treated me as an equal.

Just as I had shut down the computer I heard a knock on my door and Daniel peered in.

“I had a feeling I’d find you here,” he grinned, pushing the door wide to reveal two large boxes of Chinese food in his hands. I laughed in delight.

“I didn’t know you were back from your meeting!” How’d it go?” I asked as I made room on my desk for the food.

“Not bad. I think this product launch will be one of our best ever.”

He loosened his tie and rolled back his shirt sleeves to reveal tanned, muscular forearms. He never looked so good.

“I emailed you my report. Don’t forget I won’t be here for three days next week.”

He passed me a fork and a cup of sweet and sour sauce. “That’s why I brought you dinner, I wanted to give you a little bon voyage party.”

I smiled and thanked him. We spent the next hour talking about work, our mutual love of St. Lucia and our childhood experiences. My curiosity over his scar was satisfied; he had gotten it during a fishing accident.

“Ryan told me what happened between you two,” he said suddenly, and I glanced up from breaking an egg roll and shrugged.

“Water under the bridge. That was a long time ago.”

“I had cursed him out over it, back then. I was the one he stayed with when he came to Trinidad. He said he had gotten cold feet and run out on his fiancée. I’m so sorry it was you.”

I smiled at the irony of Ryan seeking refuge with Daniel. “Qué sera and all that. I’ve moved on,” I replied.

“You sure? You looked pretty low at the party.”

“I’ll tell you about that sometime,” I added, not wanting to delve too much into the past. Heck, the present was way better.

I jumped as Daniel suddenly reached over and wiped the side of my mouth.

“Sweet and sour sauce,” he laughed, showing me his napkin.

“Thanks.” I hesitated, then reached over and stroked his lips with my fingers.

“I got some on me too?” he asked, rubbing his mouth.

“No, I just wanted to touch you.”

He stared at me for a moment and I held my breath, wondering if I had gone too far.

He gave me a slow smile. “At the risk of sounding cliché, your place or mine?”
I exhaled, relieved. We decided his home might be more appropriate and gathered up the remains of our dinner hurriedly.

I followed his Santa Fe in my Skoda Octavia. The 15 minute drive seemed like a lifetime and I came close to changing my mind several times. When we pulled into the driveway I prayed I wasn’t about to mess up a wonderful working relationship.

Daniel took me by the hand and led me upstairs to his bedroom. It was large, airy and neatly kept. The king-sized bed was accentuated by an intricately designed wrought iron headboard. Leaving me to look around, he moved over to the bed and turned on of the bedside lamps.

“Come here,” he said softly, holding out his hand. Slowly, I approached to stand next to him. He stroked my face, then undid the clip in my hair. He ran his fingers through my mane, then cupped my face and pressed his lips against mine. Our tongues met in a tender duel and I pressed my body against his and moaned.

“You’re so beautiful Sam,” he growled, kissing my neck and ear, “I wanted you from the moment I laid eyes on you.”

I sighed as he removed my jacket and tossed it aside. I ran my tongue along his lower lip, bit on it gently and kissed his scar.

“I wanted to hate you because you stole my dream job, but you’re a hard man to hate, Daniel Forde.”

I inhaled sharply as he lowered his head to gently kiss my breasts, igniting a flame that spread throughout my body. I fumbled impatiently with the buttons on his shirt, and he chuckled and assisted me. He sighed as I ran my fingers across his muscular chest and down his toned abdomen to his belt buckle.

A few minutes later we were both naked and kissing under the shower. Yes, I thought, as Daniel pressed me against the cool tiles of the wall, Daniel Forde was definitely a hard man to hate.

The finale tomorrow!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Summer lovin' fiction - No Love Policy


It's been a while since I posted one of my stories, so no time like the present. Called No Love Policy, the short-story is about a PR executive named Samantha Harding who has pretty much given up on guys. That is until she meets Daniel Forde. Problem is...he's standing between her and her dream job. Hope you like.


NO LOVE POLICY PT. 1
It’s not that I’m fickle. Lord knows I’m not. It’s not that I’m a cold-hearted witch, as my last boyfriend called me. (Well, maybe just a little). It’s just that these days when it comes to relationships, give me the loving and leave out all the “love” talk.

I wasn’t always this way. I remember being in love and everything coming up roses. But salt from the tears I dried too many times hardened into a shell over my heart and since then no man has come close to penetrating it. So far, I’ve experienced boyfriends who were commitment-phobic, voluntarily idle, potential stalkers and the proverbial village rams. What made me remove myself emotionally from the market was the boyfriend “on the down low”. Nothing kills romance faster than seeing your boyfriend hit on another guy.

My best friend and roommate Shanice wasn’t overly impressed with my new stance on relationships. A die-hard romantic, (Lord knows why when she’s had her share of hit-and-run relationships), I could sense waves of disapproval floating off her whenever a new guy stepped over our threshold. And don’t talk about my mother! Her record was permanently stuck at “Oh Lord, Sam, I can’t understand why you nearly 30 and still single. And you so pretty!”

Funny thing is, since I started my “no love” policy, men can’t seem to handle it! I’ve been labeled a tease, a tramp and accused of breaking hearts from Christ Church to St. Lucy. Oh well, what’s good for the goose is better for the gander, I always say.

*******

“And that ladies and gentlemen, is a summary of our public relations proposals for the next quarter. Thank you for your attention.”
I smiled confidently at the board of directors of Symmonds & Chandler as I exited the PowerPoint presentation and returned to my seat at the rear of the room.

“Thank you Ms. Harding, excellent as always,” beamed the chairman Harold Fenty. He turned to the six other board members seated around the glistening mahogany table.
“Any questions before we move on to other matters?” he asked.

I smoothed the skirt of my navy Nicole Farhi suit and tried to appear nonchalant. This was my least favourite part of the quarterly presentations; being scrutinised by apathetic board members who didn’t know the difference between a press release and a press briefing.

As usual, the board only queried the budget for the PR strategies. I suppressed a sigh of frustration. These old farts could care less about the company’s image or its relations with its internal and external customers; they were strictly interested in the bottom line.

“Also, while we’re on the topic of PR,” Mr. Fenty continued, “you’re all aware that for the last three months we’ve been operating without a Director of Corporate Communications. Well, I’m happy to say the board has decided who will fill that post.”

I straightened in my seat, and my friend Robin from Accounting nudged me and winked. Since my boss Rawle Banks had retired suddenly (actually, he had been caught in a compromising position with his secretary and resigned in embarrassment), I had been holding down the fort in the Communications department. It was no secret to Robin and other work colleagues that I wanted the job, and in the last three months I had proven I could handle it.

The chairman pressed a button on his phone and asked his secretary to show someone into the room.

“What’s going on?” Robin whispered and I shrugged, just as puzzled as she was.

The door to the boardroom opened and in walked one of the finest looking men I had ever seen. Around six feet tall and honey-coloured, he sported a shaved head and neatly trimmed moustache and goatee. His athletic-looking body was clothed in a well-tailored dark suit.

“Lord have mercy!” Robin whispered, pretending to fan herself. I rolled my eyes, taking in the newcomer warily. He greeted the chairman with a hearty handshake and remained standing next to his chair. He casually appraised the room, and for a few seconds his eyes met mine. I nodded briefly in acknowledgement and he returned the gesture.

Mr. Fenty cleared his throat. “Everyone, I would like you to meet Daniel Forde, our new Corporate Communications Director. I’m sure you’ll all…”

I tuned out the chairman as shock ran through me. What the hell did he mean this was the new director? This job should be mine! A murmur rippled through the room, and a few persons sent sympathetic looks my way.

“This is bare foolishness!” Robin grumbled, “you were here working like a dog and they expect to bring in someone just like that?”

The meeting concluded a few minutes later and persons began drifting towards the coffee station or chatting in groups. I watched dazedly as the chairman introduced my new boss to the board and other staff members. Just as Robin went off to get us some coffee, the two men approached.

“Daniel, this is Samantha Harding, our deputy director of Corporate Communications. She’s a great asset to our company,” the chairman boomed, tapping me lightly on the back. I gave him a tight smile, and I swore I saw a twinkle appear in Daniel’s eyes.

“Mr. Forde,” I said formally and extended my hand. When he shook it a warm sensation travelled through my hand at the contact. Up close, I couldn’t help noticing his eyes were chocolate brown, or that he had a half moon scar on the left side of his mouth. Or, for that matter, no wedding ring was visible. I wondered briefly how he had gotten the scar and if his lips were as kissable as they looked.

“Please, call me Daniel,” my new manager smiled, revealing white, even teeth.
Damn, he’s gorgeous, I thought, before suppressing such traitorous thoughts. After all, this son-of-a-gun just stole my job! Mr. Fenty excused himself to greet another staffer and we were left alone in uncomfortable silence. I was on the verge of offering my very grudging congratulations when he interrupted.

“I know you can’t be too happy about this, Samantha. Frankly, if I was in your position I would be pretty upset too.”

I raised an eyebrow and remained silent.

He went on. “I listened to your presentation from outside. You’re good, darn good.”
“Well, as the chairman said, I’m a great asset,” I responded coldly.

Before he could reply I held up a hand. “Mr. Forde, regardless of how I may or may not feel, you’re the boss and I will accord you with all the courtesies that go along with the title. I will be available to update you on this quarter’s work plan at your convenience. If you’ll excuse me.”

I whirled and headed towards the coffee station, leaving Daniel Forde staring after me in amazement.

******

“I can’t believe they did that to you after you worked so hard! I would really go down there and kick somebody’s butt!” my roommate Shanice fumed as she stirred cou-cou in our kitchen.

I propped my elbows on the countertop of the rectangular kitchen island and sighed. “I work for sexist pigs who think women are purely for decoration, that’s the problem. Sometimes I feel like telling them where to stick their job.”

Shanice Spencer and I lived in a split-level bungalow in St. George, overlooking the valley. Five years previously, her parents had died in a car crash, leaving behind a sizeable mortgage. At the time, I had just joined Symmonds & Chandler and was renting an apartment at almost the same cost as Shanice’s mortgage. When she suggested I move in, have my name placed on the mortgage and assist her with the monthly payments, it was a no-brainer. She and I had been fast friends from primary school and 20 years later we were tighter than many blood sisters.

They say that opposites attract, and no truer words were said where Shanice and I were concerned. I was 5 feet 6 inches, dark brown and with shoulder-length straight hair. Shanice was pushing 5 feet, “high yellow” (according to my mother) and sported dreadlocs. One thing we both had in common was terrible luck with men.

“So, who’s this joker who stole your job?” Shanice asked as she dragged over a small stepladder to retrieve a dish from the overhead cabinet.

I thought of the brown sugar hottie who had squashed my career hopes and frowned. Under different circumstances I would have found Daniel Forde appealing; he was great looking, pleasant and, according to his bio (I googled his butt as soon as I left the meeting), quite qualified for the job. However, I usually refrained from getting involved with work colleagues and on principle I deserved to hate him just a little!

“Some guy called Daniel Forde. He’s 35 and went to Combermere. He used to work with Neal and Massey in Trinidad before moving back here recently.”

Shanice stopped scooping the cou-cou into the pyrex dish and turned to me. “He’s around 35, you say?”

I nodded and she continued, “I’ll have to ask my cousin Donnie about him, he might have been in his year.”

“It’s up to you. I’m stuck with him either way so it doesn’t matter much.” I moved to set two places on the countertop and momentarily removed thoughts of Daniel Forde from my mind.

Part deux tomorrow!

Happy Independence Day Bahamas!


A Happy Independence Day to our CARICOM neighbours in the north, the Bahamas, who celebrate their 34th Anniversary of Independence today.

I have my issues with the Bahamas over its government's apparent scant regard for CARICOM but that's best left for another day. Enjoy your day, my Bahamian brethren!

Click here to read about the history of the Bahamas.

Photo of Atlantis Paradise Island from www.ece.utah.edu

Monday, July 09, 2007

Venus on cloud 9


Congrats to Venus Williams, who became the fourth woman in the tennis Open era to win four Wimbledon titles. The 27-year old was also the lowest ranked woman to win Wimbledon, being currently ranked at No. 31.

You go, Venus. Show them how it's done, girl. Serena, you're up next.
Click here for more on Venus' win

Photo: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Head for the hills: Jamaica's elections are August 27


Now, I'm not trying to be facetious. Nor am I being unkind to our Jamaican brothers and sisters. As someone who lived in Jamaica I can tell you it's a tense place to be at election time. Especially if you live in Kingston.

I remember being a student at Mona in 2007 and the UWI officials were considering closing the Campus early because they feared students might get caught in any political warfare between the villages closest to Mona. Bear in mind this was in December, with exams pending and us Bajans wanting to get home to our families. Thank God they sorted it all out and I did my exams and was outa there on December 22.

Jamaica is a country with a lot of energy and vibes; you feel that anything can happen at any time. Some people might like that, others not so much. I enjoyed my year there and I was blessed with a drama-free stay. I won't go on about the crazy things that can happen there at election time, but I'll just be praying that all goes well for the Jamaican people on August 27.

Photo: PM of Jamaica, Portia Simpson Miller
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Rihanna's saving the planet

Hi peoples, hope everyone had a great weekend. Thanks for all the comments (though only one was written, tsk tsk) about the action heroes segment. No, it was not an excuse to show half naked men on the blog, I swear....Anyhoo, it's been a long time since I posted anything about Rihanna, so let's start the week off with Ms. 'putting Barbados on the map', shall we?


On Saturday, Rihanna, performed on the Tokyo leg of the Live Earth series of concerts. Launched by former US Vice President Al Gore to combat global warming, the Live Earth series took place over a 24 hour period across seven continents. Good job, Al. And you too, Rihanna.

Photo: Just Jared.com

Friday, July 06, 2007

West Indies Cricket merry-go-round

Hi folks, a big welcome to our newest contributor Dré, who'll be blogging mostly about sports. Enjoy and have a great weekend!
Bajegirl


Let me first state that by no means am I an athlete, sports administrator or any expert on sports in general. I’m just an average fan who happens to love sports, among them the gentleman’s game of cricket. Unfortunately that title seems to no longer apply to the West Indies cricket team.

It officially went down the drain when the WICB appointed their new One-Day captain. Now, I stood by when they put poor batsmen in the team and allowed them to fail for the umpteenth time, when they decided to do the captaincy merry-go-round, when they got beaten by what I considered lesser teams such as England.

Coupled with this, we have seen the emergence of teams such as Bangladesh, who may not have the talent and resources we have, but have forged a strong team ethic and desire to win. Now, not only have the West Indies lost to England 3 – 0 in the test series but the WICB has the gumption to appoint Chris Gayle as the captain for the One-Day series. How much worse can it get? What is the WICB trying to suggest with this appointment? I guess if you continue to bat like a blind man and rebel constantly against authority then you should be justly rewarded. At one point, Gayle would aspire to make runs when the series was completed and he had nothing to lose but now he’s not even doing that. To top it off, he behaves like the perpetual bad-boy of cricket. What kind of example will he set for the younger members of the team, “Do as I say and not as I do?”

The WICB has dropped the ball again, no pun intended, and as far as I am concerned alienated many right-thinking, die-hard supporters of the team; the ones who have stuck by the team through the bad times and the worse times. I am not a West Indies cricket basher just because it’s the “in-thing” to do. I’ve been through too much and followed them for too long to remain silent on these matters. Too many mistakes have been made in West Indies cricket with too many excuses. There will be a time when the excuses will be exhausted and the WICB will have to take blame for their errors. And that time is fasting approaching for West Indies cricket.

Dré
Photo of Chris Gayle compliments of http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Oh No They Didn't!

First, I must apologise for not offering a column last week. Unfortunately I was working on a project for school. That being now done, here is your Friday fix of fashion flops, starting with an international movie star.

Sarah Michelle Gellar really creases my brow with this look. Usually a subtle, chic dresser, she now opts for this bizarrely bare bustier with wrinkly, crinkly shorts. This sloppy look does very little for this petite looker. I don't know, maybe the electricity was off when she was getting dressed this time. Next time, iron and hang ahead of time Sarah, so this doesn't happen again.


This lady here has clearly dropped something and in the process of picking it up, has dropped her clothes as well. Wait no... stop laughing! That must be it, because what other reason is there? Surely that is not how her top is supposed to be worn. I am not going to get into her "dancing" because you never know, perhaps her head is a little "light" right now since it is Crop Over time. Yet there is no excuse for her wearing a yellow top with a red strapped-bar underneath. Does it take a genius to realise that these tops have to be worn with either a special bra or no bra at all. Come on!



Now the colour of this dress is totally divine but all I have to say here is why didn't someone tell her that she looks "hitch up". You see, it's like I always say, it really doesn't pay to keep "yes-people" around you.

Now you know that before she left home she would have asked someone, "How do I look?" Man, a real Bajan friend should have been there to tell her, "the style of that dress got you look hitch up, yuh!" LOL!
Anyway she is rocking it like only a real diva could though.




Now these local lasses are looking pretty good but I decided to use this picture to talk about two things in particular that I have noticed recently.
People nowadays just love weave. It's the strangest thing. You don't even know who has long hair, short hair, curly hair, whatever. All I have to say is, please choose your hair wisely and every once in a while, see a real hair care specialist, not a hair-dresser, and get a treatment for heaven's sake. That being said, these ladies are looking quite nice. My only issues are one person's hair choice and the other's bad posture. Straighten up!

Now, we were just speaking about weave. Sigh... I say no more because that is only the tip of the iceberg here. Oh no she didn't! Why oh why are people going out wearing their underclothes? What a mess! There is nothing positive about this picture. Do you see that she is "wearing" a "faux" fur coat in Barbados??? And is that a fur skirt too? Sigh... words escape me.

One of these days a young girl is going to fall down from lack of air. This one seems to feel ill already. Women of the world! Stop choking your breasts! If it is some sick sensation you are enjoying please cover it up. We don't have to see your demise.

Until next week, stay cute!
Dreadlocs

Fun Friday - Fave action heroes pt. 2

Friday seems to have come back around quickly...thank God. I have some remaining action hero segments for you: the Honourable mentions, the Big 5, the Ones to Watch and the 'Whatever happened to...' segment. Enjoy!

Honourable mentions

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Clint Eastwood. Younger generations know him as the tough cowboy in Unforgiven or the thief with a conscience in Absolute Power, but to older folks he will always be Dirty Harry. Go on, mess with him and make his day!


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Charles Bronson. Old Charlie sure knew how to hold a grudge. He made five Death Wish movies in which he exacted vengeance on some poor idiots who were foolish enough to mess with him or his family. And boy did he know how to take his pound of flesh, literally.


The Big 5
These five guys deserved their own category; I just couldn't lump them in with the other action heroes. The Big 5 not only brought intense action to movie screens, but introduced the world to fighting art forms that are still popular today. In random order, the Big 5 are:


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1) Jet Li. Hollywood loves to make non-Americans the villains in movies. They did it with Arnold in the first Terminator movie and they did it with China's Jet Li in his first stab at a Hollywood movie - Lethal Weapon 4. But Jet Li was too good to be bad so he became the hero, in a big way. Romeo Must Die, Cradle 2 the Grave, Unleashed, The One, Kiss of the Dragon, the list goes on. Alas, I think he may be going bad again in next year's The Mummy 3...


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2) Chow Yun-Fat. A skilled figher and excellent actor, this Hong Kong native has starred in such big box office draws as Bulletproof Monk, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon , Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and The Corruptor, but my fave role by Chow Yun-Fat was as troubled hitman John Lee in Replacement Killers. Good stuff.


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3) Tony Jaa. Before Tony Jaa I had never heard of the Thai form of martial arts, Muay Thai. To say it's an exciting and intense art form is an understatement. Watch Ong-Bak. That’s all I can say.


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4) Jackie Chan. No one can infuse martial arts with comedy like the Drunken Master. Perhaps the most successful of the Hong Kong martial arts imports, Jackie has made it big with the Rush Hour movies, The Tuxedo, Shanghai Noon, The Medallion, Shanghai Knights and other movies. Another Rush Hour movie is coming later this year, and in 2008, both he and Jet Li will star in The Forbidden Kingdom. Wuhloss, I hope my heart can handle that one!


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5) Bruce Lee. Undisputably the greatest icon of martial arts cinema, Bruce Lee's legacy belies the fact that he died at the age of 33, 35 years ago. His movies such as Enter the Dragon and and tv shows such as Green Hornet are cult classics that have immortalised him in the minds and hearts of action fans around the world.

The Ones to Watch

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Sean William Scott. Made famous by the role of the idiotic 'Stifler' in the American Pie movies, Scott is a tiny bit like Will Smith: he’ll joke around but will not hesitate to kick your butt. His action credits include Bulletproof Monk with Chow Yun-Fat and The Rundown alongside The Rock. Learn well, grasshopper!


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Chris Evans. It's easy to dismiss Evans as another Hollywood pretty boy, but he has a certain 'edge' that keeps you rivetted to the screen. He did a fairly decent job in Cellular and the Fantastic Four movies. His future looks bright.


Josh Duhamel. Already a hit with female audiences because of his role on tv's Las Vegas, Duhamel will hit the big screen soon in the big budget action showpiece Transformers. His girlfriend Fergie from the band Black Eyed Peas is gonna have to beat some girls down…


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Paul Walker. Poor fella. He's so pretty he hasn't really caught on as an action hero. But his credits aren't too bad: The Fast and the Furious, 2Fast 2Furious, Running Scared, Into the Blue, Timeline, Flags of Our Fathers. Now, if only he'd stop making his female leads look bad...


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James Todd Smith aka LL Cool J. This rapper turned actor is so versatile I hesitantly refer to him as an action hero. Not that I think he'd mind. With Deep Blue Sea, In Too Deep, Charlie's Angels, SWAT and Mindhunters, among other films under his belt, Mr. 'hot lips' will give anyone stiff competition if he decides to go after Arnold Schwarzenegger's title. And ladies, I met him a few years ago and he is even hotter in person...

And finally, whatever happened to...


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Colin Farrell. After showing promise as an action hero in such hits as SWAT, Minority Report (he stole the movie from Tom Cruise for a bit), Phone Booth and Alexander, Colin Farrell has up and disappeared on us. He’s working on some new movies, so we’ll see if he can make a comeback. He’s Irish, so you know he won’t be down for long!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

A Head thing


Well, another Caricom Heads of Government conference is almost over and I'm sure media reports tomorrow will state what a 'success' it was. I admit I'm very cynical when it comes to politics but I always find these conferences to be a tenuous balance between self-interest and the 'greater good', whatever that might be at the time.

I don't want to be too hard on the region's politicians (as much as I would like to) because many of them are stuck between a rock and a hard place. Certain decisions they have to make might be good for their countries in the long-term, but in the short-term might cause them to lose elections. Sir Lloyd Sandiford could tell them about that one.

And most of the Heads of Government seem to have something to quarrel about at the moment. St. Vincent vex with St. Lucia for going with American Eagle over LIAT; Antigua vex with the United States over gambling
and imposed US$3.4 billion in sanctions against the US
; Barbados vex with everybody for not being committed to regional integration; the leaders of Jamaica, the Bahamas, Belize and Suriname didn't even bother to show up but sent represenatatives....it goes on and on.

It pains me to see how quickly we united to stage the Cricket World Cup but can't seem to do so on a regular basis. Come on Heads, get it together, otherwise this week's meeting will just be yet another talk shop.


Photo: Prime Minister of Barbados, the Rt. Hon. Owen Arthur
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